Surely if the Thun­der Cats are awe­some and can never be bea­ten then a Thun­der KING should be nigh uns­top­pa­ble.  Well I’m here to tell you that Lei Shen is a total dick and is not like the Thun­der Cats at all! First we have to find the guy, spen­ding hours wan­de­ring though his house. If that’s not weird enough, all these ran­dom dudes wan­ted to fight us along the way and I think at one point we may have killed his pet turtle but wha­te­ver! So we finally find him and ins­tead of figh­ting with a wic­ked awe­some bino­cu­lar sword or making a super lion or mega­zord or something he just runs around in circ­les trying to shock us with the sta­tic from his boo­ties on the floor. What. The. Hell. I mean I can unders­tand times are tough and maybe you can’t afford a cool sword or a giant trans­for­ming robot or bird air­pla­nes, but at least put in some effort man!

Lei Shen (Nor­mal) 04–15-13

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I was very lazy busy and haven’t had a chance to upload killshots in a very long time. So… hope you guys like killshots!

Twin Con­sorts (Normal)

Iron Qon (Normal)

Dark Ani­mus (Normal)

Pri­mor­dius (Normal)

Durumu the For­got­ten (Normal)

Ji-Kun (Normal)

Megaera (Normal)

Tor­tos (Normal)

Coun­cil of Elders (Normal)

Horri­don (Normal)

Jin’Rohk (normal)

Heroic Will of the Emporer

Heroic Garalon

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Fear befell the empire this mor­ning, when Blade Lord Ta’yak’s body was dis­co­ve­red dead in his trai­ning hall, along with seve­ral of his stu­dents. Ta’yak was our Empress’s most ski­lled ser­vant with a blade, des­pite many nay-sayers clai­ming Wind Lord Mel’jarak is supe­rior with a blade, and Ta’yak with wind.

Thanks to our cele­brity guest author: Maretha!

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Con­gra­tu­la­tions to Tel­vor Band­width Exer Per­pe­tual and Night­mehr for com­ple­ting the Guild Achie­ve­ment: Cha­llenge Con­que­rors Gold: Guild Edi­tion!

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Chro­nus saw stars tonight as they defea­ted Heroic Elegon!

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Man, trolls don’t know what it’s gonna be
mes­sin with the guild Yeah 3, Chro-to-the-Nus to-the-Guild
Grats on Heroic Gara’jal tonight!

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I don’t know why all these peo­ple are all like “You can’t eat that bacon on this plane” or “I’m sorry sir but you can’t bring a ham sand­wich to a Bar Mitz­vah” All I know is that this is sup­po­sed to be a free country and once in a while a man needs to get his pork rind fix even though ever­yone else in the fune­ral par­lor is loo­king at him funny. So any­way Chro­nus deci­ded to swap things over to HAMROIC mode and what do you know, things star­ted to fall down with deli­cious and slightly salty ease! Grats on Ham­roic Stone Guard and Feng!

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Slip­ped disc cau­sing you pro­blems? Misa­lign­ment pla­guing your every move­ment? Come to Chro­no­prac­tors — Azeroth’s BEST AND ONLY 10 per­son chi­ro­prac­tic team! We’ll knead out that corrup­tion and knock away all those corrup­ted bloods! Our certified-in-Tijuana  not-actual-doctors will deal with those pesky hideous amal­ga­ma­tions and help to rid you of those out of place armor pla­tes! All this comes with our No Barrel Roll Gua­ran­tee™! Stop on by today and ask about our Fiery Grip Spe­cial!

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