CHRONUS YEAH YEAH YEAH
Archive for July, 2012
A Heroic Summer Blockbuster!
07 26th, 2012
07 26th, 2012
Congratulations Chronus on completing another expansion!
Stay tuned as we prepare for the next expansion: Mists of Pandaria! Usual silliness below 
Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.
Mankind — that word should have new meaning for all of us today.
We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 26th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution — but from annihilation.
We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist.
And should we win the day, the 26th of July will no longer be known as an Eastern Kingdoms holiday, but as the day when Azeroth declared in one voice:
“We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We’re going to live on!
We’re going to survive!”
Today, we celebrate our Yay-Azeroth-isn’t-destroyed Day!
The 10 Best Chiropractors in Azeroth
07 18th, 2012
07 18th, 2012
Slipped disc causing you problems? Misalignment plaguing your every movement? Come to Chronopractors — Azeroth’s BEST AND ONLY 10 person chiropractic team! We’ll knead out that corruption and knock away all those corrupted bloods! Our certified-in-Tijuana not-actual-doctors will deal with those pesky hideous amalgamations and help to rid you of those out of place armor plates! All this comes with our No Barrel Roll Guarantee™! Stop on by today and ask about our Fiery Grip Special!
