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Chronus killed Heroic Morchok on January 31, 2012


You might ask your­self: “How can I be sure that this is the real deal? I don’t want to get rip­ped off and end up with some cheap Chi­nese knoc­koff chin!” Well rest assu­red that even though this pri­zed collec­tors item con­tains lots of lead (and obsi­dium and ele­men­tium) it is most assu­redly old god corrup­tion in ori­gin! Care­fully pluc­ked from a giant crazy Death­wing at the peak of ripe­ness, this chin is sure to please even the most disc­ri­mi­na­ting of gigan­tic chin collec­tors. Our crack team of raid…chin collec­tion agents labor day in and day out without even the pro­mise of over­time or OSHA safety com­pliance to ensure you get only the freshest crazy dra­gon chin when you the con­su­mer demand it!

Thanks to guest pho­to­grapher Exer!


Bale­roc is in the house tonight
Every­body just fight a good fight
And we gonna make you drop your loot
Chro­nus just got a new kill!


In an effort to keep Death­wing from being a D-Bag and and bur­ni­na­ting the country­side, Chro­nus took it upon them­sel­ves to drop onto his back and give him a deep-fissure mas­sage.  With a little bit of elbow grease, Chro­nus wor­ked out all those bunched up ten­dons and really took some weight off the old guy’s spine!


Thanks to Guest Pho­to­grapher, Exer!


That darn Koopa Kid War­mas­ter Blackhorn was trying to stir up trou­ble by com­man­dee­ring the Alliance’s pri­zed airship: The Sky­fire! Ever skill­ful, Chro­nus dod­ged his dra­gons and stom­ped on his head a few times to secure the win. Our Prin­cess was in another castle; so we’ll keep at it!

Chronus Defeated Warmaster Blackhorn on December 22, 2011


After months of work, Chro­nus has com­pled Dra­gonw­rath, Tarecgosa’s Rest. The guild was awar­ded with the very cute Lil’ Tarec­gosa after Amuna finally stop­ped brea­king the quest! Con­gra­tu­la­tions to the guild on their com­ple­tion of this milestone!

This looks like a shop to me...


The tanks got a nice break this week as the hea­lers fought Ultra­xion to keep the raid alive and the raid fought Ultra­xion to make the boss not alive! Stay tuned as Chro­nus con­ti­nues its adven­tu­res into the Dra­gon­soul raid!

Chronus Killed Ultraxion on December Seventh 2011


Eager to get through act I of the Dra­gon Soul, Chro­nus troun­ced two more bosses!


Still full of Thanks­gi­ving tur­key (thanks Alys­ra­zor!), Chro­nus went shop­ping for some new loot on Black Patch Tues­day. Some fights broke out and some­body may have got­ten pep­per spra­yed over a fel waf­fle iron, but the guild emer­ged vic­to­rious with two new boss kills:Morchok and Zon’ozz! A Happy Holi­day indeed.


Dear Lord Rhyo­lith,
Thank you for having us over last night, we had a great time! It’s too bad your friends Liquid Obsi­dian, Frag­ments, and Sparks couldn’t stick around for lon­ger, but that was one hot party! And the laser tag at the end? Omg awe­some!
Lots of Lava: Chro­nus XOXO

Chronus Defeated Heroic Rhyolith on November 16, 2011