Archive for the 'Boss Kills' Category

‘Sorry for the hia­tus folks, had some ros­ter issues that were trying to resolve. Finally got a few good attempts in on ji-kun this week and sco­red a kill. Thanks to all who put in work on the boss. With that said, Chro­nus is loo­king to fill out a few ros­ter spots for the raid.

  • Holy Paladin/Mist Wea­ver Monk — High Priority
  • Pro­tec­tion Paladin/Blood DeathK­night — Medium Priority
  • War­lock — Low to Medium Priority

If you’re one of the above roles and want to raid in a friendly envi­ron­ment please feel free to fill out and an app(yes we know its a bit out­da­ted and were wor­king on get­ting that resol­ved) and an Offi­cer will get in touch with you. Alter­na­ti­vely you may also con­tact orange-schnoo directly with in game mail. Happy Hunting

Heroic Jin’rokh
04 23rd, 2013

Con­gra­tu­la­tions to Chro­nus on their first Heroic Boss kill of this con­tent patch!

Thunder King Down!
04 15th, 2013

Surely if the Thun­der Cats are awe­some and can never be bea­ten then a Thun­der KING should be nigh uns­top­pa­ble.  Well I’m here to tell you that Lei Shen is a total dick and is not like the Thun­der Cats at all! First we have to find the guy, spen­ding hours wan­de­ring though his house. If that’s not weird enough, all these ran­dom dudes wan­ted to fight us along the way and I think at one point we may have killed his pet turtle but wha­te­ver! So we finally find him and ins­tead of figh­ting with a wic­ked awe­some bino­cu­lar sword or making a super lion or mega­zord or something he just runs around in circ­les trying to shock us with the sta­tic from his boo­ties on the floor. What. The. Hell. I mean I can unders­tand times are tough and maybe you can’t afford a cool sword or a giant trans­for­ming robot or bird air­pla­nes, but at least put in some effort man!

Chronus Killed Lei Shen on 04-15-13
Lei Shen (Nor­mal) 04–15-13

Catch up post
04 14th, 2013

I was very lazy busy and haven’t had a chance to upload killshots in a very long time. So… hope you guys like killshots!

Twin Con­sorts (Normal)

Iron Qon (Normal)

Dark Ani­mus (Normal)

Pri­mor­dius (Normal)

Durumu the For­got­ten (Normal)

Ji-Kun (Normal)

Megaera (Normal)

Tor­tos (Normal)

Coun­cil of Elders (Normal)

Horri­don (Normal)

Jin’Rohk (normal)

Heroic Will of the Emporer

Heroic Garalon

Quadruple Regicide
01 17th, 2013
Tele­vi­sion. Tele­vi­sion is the expla­na­tion for this — you see this in bad tele­vi­sion. Little assault guys cree­ping through the vents, coming in through the cei­ling — that SI:7 shit never hap­pens in real life! Pro­fes­sio­nals don’t do that!
They ente­red in the raid ins­tance door. They had no idea what they were in for. Now they’re sta­ring at The Spi­rit Kings with wea­pons drawn. It was an ambush.
This was a The­ra­more bomb drop­ping on Bea­ver Clea­ver­vi­lle. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon!
There was a firefight!
Con­gra­tu­la­tions Chro­nus on Heroic Spi­rit Kings!

Where da totems at?
01 16th, 2013

Man, trolls don’t know what it’s gonna be
mes­sin with the guild Yeah 3, Chro-to-the-Nus to-the-Guild
Grats on Heroic Gara’jal tonight!

I don’t know why all these peo­ple are all like “You can’t eat that bacon on this plane” or “I’m sorry sir but you can’t bring a ham sand­wich to a Bar Mitz­vah” All I know is that this is sup­po­sed to be a free country and once in a while a man needs to get his pork rind fix even though ever­yone else in the fune­ral par­lor is loo­king at him funny. So any­way Chro­nus deci­ded to swap things over to HAMROIC mode and what do you know, things star­ted to fall down with deli­cious and slightly salty ease! Grats on Ham­roic Stone Guard and Feng!

Con­gra­tu­la­tions Chro­nus on com­ple­ting another expansion!
Stay tuned as we pre­pare for the next expan­sion: Mists of Pan­da­ria! Usual silli­ness below :)

Chronus killed Madness of Deathwing Heroic on July 26, 2012

Good mor­ning. In less than an hour, airc­raft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the lar­gest aerial battle in this his­tory of mankind.
Man­kind — that word should have new mea­ning for all of us today.
We can’t be con­su­med by our petty dif­fe­ren­ces anymore.
We will be uni­ted in our com­mon interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 26th of July, and you will once again be figh­ting for our free­dom, not from tyranny, oppres­sion, or per­se­cu­tion — but from annihilation.
We’re figh­ting for our right to live, to exist.
And should we win the day, the 26th of July will no lon­ger be known as an Eas­tern King­doms holi­day, but as the day when Aze­roth dec­la­red in one voice:
“We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We’re going to live on!
We’re going to survive!”
Today, we cele­brate our Yay-Azeroth-isn’t-destroyed Day!

Slip­ped disc cau­sing you pro­blems? Misa­lign­ment pla­guing your every move­ment? Come to Chro­no­prac­tors — Azeroth’s BEST AND ONLY 10 per­son chi­ro­prac­tic team! We’ll knead out that corrup­tion and knock away all those corrup­ted bloods! Our certified-in-Tijuana  not-actual-doctors will deal with those pesky hideous amal­ga­ma­tions and help to rid you of those out of place armor pla­tes! All this comes with our No Barrel Roll Gua­ran­tee™! Stop on by today and ask about our Fiery Grip Spe­cial!

Chronus Killed Heroic Spine of Deathwing on 07-18-12

Ar Engens ar dameged!
05 23rd, 2012

The Alliance should really start opting for the exten­ded warranty on their purcha­ses as it seems not even an airship can be kept in pro­per wor­king order during even the ligh­test of enemy ons­laughts! Chro­nus dealt with deck fires, dra­gon blasts and one very angry cow in the pur­suit of this heroic vic­tory; but per­se­ve­rance won the day and our heroes went home with the gold!

Chronus killed Heroic Warmaster Blackhorn on May 23 2012