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Thunder King Down!
04 15th, 2013

Surely if the Thun­der Cats are awe­some and can never be bea­ten then a Thun­der KING should be nigh uns­top­pa­ble.  Well I’m here to tell you that Lei Shen is a total dick and is not like the Thun­der Cats at all! First we have to find the guy, spen­ding hours wan­de­ring though his house. If that’s not weird enough, all these ran­dom dudes wan­ted to fight us along the way and I think at one point we may have killed his pet turtle but wha­te­ver! So we finally find him and ins­tead of figh­ting with a wic­ked awe­some bino­cu­lar sword or making a super lion or mega­zord or something he just runs around in circ­les trying to shock us with the sta­tic from his boo­ties on the floor. What. The. Hell. I mean I can unders­tand times are tough and maybe you can’t afford a cool sword or a giant trans­for­ming robot or bird air­pla­nes, but at least put in some effort man!

Chronus Killed Lei Shen on 04-15-13
Lei Shen (Nor­mal) 04–15-13


Catch up post
04 14th, 2013

I was very lazy busy and haven’t had a chance to upload killshots in a very long time. So… hope you guys like killshots!


Twin Con­sorts (Normal)


Iron Qon (Normal)


Dark Ani­mus (Normal)


Pri­mor­dius (Normal)


Durumu the For­got­ten (Normal)


Ji-Kun (Normal)


Megaera (Normal)


Tor­tos (Normal)


Coun­cil of Elders (Normal)


Horri­don (Normal)


Jin’Rohk (normal)


Heroic Will of the Emporer


Heroic Garalon


Quadruple Regicide
01 17th, 2013
Tele­vi­sion. Tele­vi­sion is the expla­na­tion for this — you see this in bad tele­vi­sion. Little assault guys cree­ping through the vents, coming in through the cei­ling — that SI:7 shit never hap­pens in real life! Pro­fes­sio­nals don’t do that!
They ente­red in the raid ins­tance door. They had no idea what they were in for. Now they’re sta­ring at The Spi­rit Kings with wea­pons drawn. It was an ambush.
This was a The­ra­more bomb drop­ping on Bea­ver Clea­ver­vi­lle. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon!
There was a firefight!
Con­gra­tu­la­tions Chro­nus on Heroic Spi­rit Kings!


Where da totems at?
01 16th, 2013

Man, trolls don’t know what it’s gonna be
mes­sin with the guild Yeah 3, Chro-to-the-Nus to-the-Guild
Grats on Heroic Gara’jal tonight!


I don’t know why all these peo­ple are all like “You can’t eat that bacon on this plane” or “I’m sorry sir but you can’t bring a ham sand­wich to a Bar Mitz­vah” All I know is that this is sup­po­sed to be a free country and once in a while a man needs to get his pork rind fix even though ever­yone else in the fune­ral par­lor is loo­king at him funny. So any­way Chro­nus deci­ded to swap things over to HAMROIC mode and what do you know, things star­ted to fall down with deli­cious and slightly salty ease! Grats on Ham­roic Stone Guard and Feng!


Con­gra­tu­la­tions Chro­nus on com­ple­ting another expansion!
Stay tuned as we pre­pare for the next expan­sion: Mists of Pan­da­ria! Usual silli­ness below :)

Chronus killed Madness of Deathwing Heroic on July 26, 2012

Good mor­ning. In less than an hour, airc­raft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the lar­gest aerial battle in this his­tory of mankind.
Man­kind — that word should have new mea­ning for all of us today.
We can’t be con­su­med by our petty dif­fe­ren­ces anymore.
We will be uni­ted in our com­mon interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 26th of July, and you will once again be figh­ting for our free­dom, not from tyranny, oppres­sion, or per­se­cu­tion — but from annihilation.
We’re figh­ting for our right to live, to exist.
And should we win the day, the 26th of July will no lon­ger be known as an Eas­tern King­doms holi­day, but as the day when Aze­roth dec­la­red in one voice:
“We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We’re going to live on!
We’re going to survive!”
Today, we cele­brate our Yay-Azeroth-isn’t-destroyed Day!

Slip­ped disc cau­sing you pro­blems? Misa­lign­ment pla­guing your every move­ment? Come to Chro­no­prac­tors — Azeroth’s BEST AND ONLY 10 per­son chi­ro­prac­tic team! We’ll knead out that corrup­tion and knock away all those corrup­ted bloods! Our certified-in-Tijuana  not-actual-doctors will deal with those pesky hideous amal­ga­ma­tions and help to rid you of those out of place armor pla­tes! All this comes with our No Barrel Roll Gua­ran­tee™! Stop on by today and ask about our Fiery Grip Spe­cial!

Chronus Killed Heroic Spine of Deathwing on 07-18-12


Ar Engens ar dameged!
05 23rd, 2012

The Alliance should really start opting for the exten­ded warranty on their purcha­ses as it seems not even an airship can be kept in pro­per wor­king order during even the ligh­test of enemy ons­laughts! Chro­nus dealt with deck fires, dra­gon blasts and one very angry cow in the pur­suit of this heroic vic­tory; but per­se­ve­rance won the day and our heroes went home with the gold!

Chronus killed Heroic Warmaster Blackhorn on May 23 2012


Con­ti­nuing the assault on Deathwing’s for­ces, Chro­nus found itself once again at the site of many vic­to­ries: The Eye of Eter­nity. This time howe­ver the oppo­nent was no cra­zed dra­gon, but the storm­bin­der Hagara! The bipo­lar babe alter­na­ted bet­ween ice and light­ning but neither frost nor shock could deter our heroes and they sent her pac­king and made her leave her key!

Chronus Defeated Heroic Hagara on April 24, 2012


The Eyes Have It!
04 4th, 2012

If there’s one guy you can count on to watch your back… and front and top and pla­ces he shouldn’t really be watching really… it’s Zon’ozz! Chro­nus dis­patched the pee­ping tom by batt­ling eye tendrils(and claws and flails) with three-stooges like effi­ciency! Con­gra­tu­la­tions on another heroic kill!

Chronus killed Heroic Zon'ozz on April 3, 2012