Archive for the 'Boss Kills' Category
04 15th, 2013
Surely if the Thunder Cats are awesome and can never be beaten then a Thunder KING should be nigh unstoppable. Well I’m here to tell you that Lei Shen is a total dick and is not like the Thunder Cats at all! First we have to find the guy, spending hours wandering though his house. If that’s not weird enough, all these random dudes wanted to fight us along the way and I think at one point we may have killed his pet turtle but whatever! So we finally find him and instead of fighting with a wicked awesome binocular sword or making a super lion or megazord or something he just runs around in circles trying to shock us with the static from his booties on the floor. What. The. Hell. I mean I can understand times are tough and maybe you can’t afford a cool sword or a giant transforming robot or bird airplanes, but at least put in some effort man!
04 14th, 2013
I was very lazy busy and haven’t had a chance to upload killshots in a very long time. So… hope you guys like killshots!
01 17th, 2013
01 16th, 2013
Man, trolls don’t know what it’s gonna be
messin with the guild Yeah 3, Chro-to-the-Nus to-the-Guild
Grats on Heroic Gara’jal tonight!
01 9th, 2013
I don’t know why all these people are all like “You can’t eat that bacon on this plane” or “I’m sorry sir but you can’t bring a ham sandwich to a Bar Mitzvah” All I know is that this is supposed to be a free country and once in a while a man needs to get his pork rind fix even though everyone else in the funeral parlor is looking at him funny. So anyway Chronus decided to swap things over to HAMROIC mode and what do you know, things started to fall down with delicious and slightly salty ease! Grats on Hamroic Stone Guard and Feng!
07 26th, 2012
07 18th, 2012
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05 23rd, 2012
The Alliance should really start opting for the extended warranty on their purchases as it seems not even an airship can be kept in proper working order during even the lightest of enemy onslaughts! Chronus dealt with deck fires, dragon blasts and one very angry cow in the pursuit of this heroic victory; but perseverance won the day and our heroes went home with the gold!
04 24th, 2012
Continuing the assault on Deathwing’s forces, Chronus found itself once again at the site of many victories: The Eye of Eternity. This time however the opponent was no crazed dragon, but the stormbinder Hagara! The bipolar babe alternated between ice and lightning but neither frost nor shock could deter our heroes and they sent her packing and made her leave her key!
04 4th, 2012
If there’s one guy you can count on to watch your back… and front and top and places he shouldn’t really be watching really… it’s Zon’ozz! Chronus dispatched the peeping tom by battling eye tendrils(and claws and flails) with three-stooges like efficiency! Congratulations on another heroic kill!