Chronus » Boss Kills

(Heroic)Shaman Girls are Easy

Amuna — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 03:58:45 +0000

Continuing the assault on Deathwing’s forces, Chronus found itself once again at the site of many victories: The Eye of Eternity. This time however the opponent was no crazed dragon, but the stormbinder Hagara! The bipolar babe alternated between ice and lightning but neither frost nor shock could deter our heroes and they sent her packing and made her leave her key!

The Eyes Have It!

Amuna — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 03:58:10 +0000

If there’s one guy you can count on to watch your back… and front and top and places he shouldn’t really be watching really… it’s Zon’ozz! Chronus dispatched the peeping tom by battling eye tendrils(and claws and flails) with three-stooges like efficiency! Congratulations on another heroic kill!

Taste the Heroic Rainbow

Amuna — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 02:20:27 +0000

Chronus put Heroic Yor’sahj in his place
This weird bastard don’t even have a face

The boss falls down, the crowd yells woot
Areyn walks away with heroic conq loot!

Where in the world is Heroic Ultraxion?

Amuna — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 03:56:48 +0000

Well, he sneaks around the world from Agmar to Venomspite
He’s a purple translucent wyrm from Blackrock down to Stranglethorn
He’ll take you for a ride inside a twilight realm!
Tell me, where in the world is Heroic Ultraxion?

Congratulations to Chronus on their second Heroic Kill in Dragon Soul!

Chronus Killed Heroic Ultraxion on February 21st 2012

We killed Heroic Chogall

Amuna — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 04:01:09 +0000

Chronus killed heroic Chogall. They did a good job. There was cake afterwards.

For Sale: A giant freaking Deathwing Chin

Amuna — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 04:00:06 +0000

You might ask yourself: “How can I be sure that this is the real deal? I don’t want to get ripped off and end up with some cheap Chinese knockoff chin!” Well rest assured that even though this prized collectors item contains lots of lead (and obsidium and elementium) it is most assuredly old god corruption in origin! Carefully plucked from a giant crazy Deathwing at the peak of ripeness, this chin is sure to please even the most discriminating of gigantic chin collectors. Our crack team of raid…chin collection agents labor day in and day out without even the promise of overtime or OSHA safety compliance to ensure you get only the freshest crazy dragon chin when you the consumer demand it!

Thanks to guest photographer Exer!

Party Baleroc Anthem

Amuna — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 03:37:51 +0000

Baleroc is in the house tonight
Everybody just fight a good fight
And we gonna make you drop your loot
Chronus just got a new kill!

The Art of Dragon Massage

Amuna — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 03:02:34 +0000

In an effort to keep Deathwing from being a D-Bag and and burninating the countryside, Chronus took it upon themselves to drop onto his back and give him a deep-fissure massage. With a little bit of elbow grease, Chronus worked out all those bunched up tendons and really took some weight off the old guy’s spine!

Thanks to Guest Photographer, Exer!

Chronus Defeats the Koopa-Ship

Amuna — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 03:48:01 +0000

That darn Koopa Kid Warmaster Blackhorn was trying to stir up trouble by commandeering the Alliance’s prized airship: The Skyfire! Ever skillful, Chronus dodged his dragons and stomped on his head a few times to secure the win. Our Princess was in another castle; so we’ll keep at it!

Ultraxion Ultra…dead?

Amuna — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 03:49:49 +0000

The tanks got a nice break this week as the healers fought Ultraxion to keep the raid alive and the raid fought Ultraxion to make the boss not alive! Stay tuned as Chronus continues its adventures into the Dragonsoul raid!