Chronus » Boss Kills http://chronusguild.net CHRONUS YEAH YEAH YEAH Thu, 02 Feb 2012 01:36:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 For Sale: A giant freaking Deathwing Chin http://chronusguild.net/2012/01/for-sale-a-giant-freaking-deathwing-chin/ http://chronusguild.net/2012/01/for-sale-a-giant-freaking-deathwing-chin/#comments Thu, 12 Jan 2012 04:00:06 +0000 Amuna http://chronusguild.net/?p=568 You might ask yourself: “How can I be sure that this is the real deal? I don’t want to get ripped off and end up with some cheap Chinese knockoff chin!” Well rest assured that even though this prized collectors item contains lots of lead (and obsidium and elementium) it is most assuredly old god corruption in origin! Carefully plucked from a giant crazy Deathwing at the peak of ripeness, this chin is sure to please even the most discriminating of gigantic chin collectors. Our crack team of raid…chin collection agents labor day in and day out without even the promise of overtime or OSHA safety compliance to ensure you get only the freshest crazy dragon chin when you the consumer demand it!

Thanks to guest photographer Exer!

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Everybody just fight a good fight
And we gonna make you drop your loot
Chronus just got a new kill!

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Thanks to Guest Photographer, Exer!

]]> http://chronusguild.net/2011/12/the-art-of-dragon-massage/feed/ 0 Chronus Defeats the Koopa-Ship http://chronusguild.net/2011/12/chronus-defeats-the-koopa-ship/ http://chronusguild.net/2011/12/chronus-defeats-the-koopa-ship/#comments Fri, 23 Dec 2011 03:48:01 +0000 Amuna http://chronusguild.net/?p=551 That darn Koopa Kid Warmaster Blackhorn was trying to stir up trouble by commandeering the Alliance’s prized airship: The Skyfire! Ever skillful, Chronus dodged his dragons and stomped on his head a few times to secure the win. Our Princess was in another castle; so we’ll keep at it!

Chronus Defeated Warmaster Blackhorn on December 22, 2011

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Chronus Killed Ultraxion on December Seventh 2011

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]]> http://chronusguild.net/2011/11/another-day-another-2-bosses/feed/ 0 Dragon Soul Christmas Special: 2for1! http://chronusguild.net/2011/11/dragon-soul-christmas-special-2for1/ http://chronusguild.net/2011/11/dragon-soul-christmas-special-2for1/#comments Wed, 30 Nov 2011 03:20:44 +0000 Amuna http://chronusguild.net/?p=531 Still full of Thanksgiving turkey (thanks Alysrazor!), Chronus went shopping for some new loot on Black Patch Tuesday. Some fights broke out and somebody may have gotten pepper sprayed over a fel waffle iron, but the guild emerged victorious with two new boss kills:Morchok and Zon’ozz! A Happy Holiday indeed.

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Thank you for having us over last night, we had a great time! It’s too bad your friends Liquid Obsidian, Fragments, and Sparks couldn’t stick around for longer, but that was one hot party! And the laser tag at the end? Omg awesome!
Lots of Lava: Chronus XOXO

Chronus Defeated Heroic Rhyolith on November 16, 2011

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Chronus Defeated Heroic Alysrazor on 11-15-11

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