Chronus » Announcements http://chronusguild.net CHRONUS YEAH YEAH YEAH Wed, 09 May 2012 00:20:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 Fangs of the Father http://chronusguild.net/2012/05/fangs-of-the-father/ http://chronusguild.net/2012/05/fangs-of-the-father/#comments Fri, 04 May 2012 03:45:40 +0000 Amuna http://chronusguild.net/?p=596 Congratulations to Valindil who completed the Legendary dagger pair Fangs of the Father tonight! Expect to see him pimping Golad and Tiriosh for some time!

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Chronus Defeated Heroic Hagara on April 24, 2012

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Chronus killed Heroic Zon'ozz on April 3, 2012

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This weird bastard don’t even have a face

The boss falls down, the crowd yells woot
Areyn walks away with heroic conq loot!

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He’s a purple translucent wyrm from Blackrock down to Stranglethorn
He’ll take you for a ride inside a twilight realm!
Tell me, where in the world is Heroic Ultraxion?

Congratulations to Chronus on their second Heroic Kill in Dragon Soul!

Chronus Killed Heroic Ultraxion on February 21st 2012

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!stwel ecin emos htiw yawa deklaw dna gnidnats nam tsal eht saw sunorhC delttes tsud eht nehW
Chronus killed Heroic Morchok on January 31, 2012

]]> http://chronusguild.net/2012/01/splitting-the-difference/feed/ 0 For Sale: A giant freaking Deathwing Chin http://chronusguild.net/2012/01/for-sale-a-giant-freaking-deathwing-chin/ http://chronusguild.net/2012/01/for-sale-a-giant-freaking-deathwing-chin/#comments Thu, 12 Jan 2012 04:00:06 +0000 Amuna http://chronusguild.net/?p=568 You might ask yourself: “How can I be sure that this is the real deal? I don’t want to get ripped off and end up with some cheap Chinese knockoff chin!” Well rest assured that even though this prized collectors item contains lots of lead (and obsidium and elementium) it is most assuredly old god corruption in origin! Carefully plucked from a giant crazy Deathwing at the peak of ripeness, this chin is sure to please even the most discriminating of gigantic chin collectors. Our crack team of raid…chin collection agents labor day in and day out without even the promise of overtime or OSHA safety compliance to ensure you get only the freshest crazy dragon chin when you the consumer demand it!

Thanks to guest photographer Exer!

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Everybody just fight a good fight
And we gonna make you drop your loot
Chronus just got a new kill!

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Thanks to Guest Photographer, Exer!

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