Archive for the 'Announcements' Category
01 9th, 2013
I don’t know why all these people are all like “You can’t eat that bacon on this plane” or “I’m sorry sir but you can’t bring a ham sandwich to a Bar Mitzvah” All I know is that this is supposed to be a free country and once in a while a man needs to get his pork rind fix even though everyone else in the funeral parlor is looking at him funny. So anyway Chronus decided to swap things over to HAMROIC mode and what do you know, things started to fall down with delicious and slightly salty ease! Grats on Hamroic Stone Guard and Feng!

07 26th, 2012


07 18th, 2012
Slipped disc causing you problems? Misalignment plaguing your every movement? Come to Chronopractors — Azeroth’s BEST AND ONLY 10 person chiropractic team! We’ll knead out that corruption and knock away all those corrupted bloods! Our certified-in-Tijuana not-actual-doctors will deal with those pesky hideous amalgamations and help to rid you of those out of place armor plates! All this comes with our No Barrel Roll Guarantee™! Stop on by today and ask about our Fiery Grip Special!

05 23rd, 2012
The Alliance should really start opting for the extended warranty on their purchases as it seems not even an airship can be kept in proper working order during even the lightest of enemy onslaughts! Chronus dealt with deck fires, dragon blasts and one very angry cow in the pursuit of this heroic victory; but perseverance won the day and our heroes went home with the gold!

05 3rd, 2012
Congratulations to Valindil who completed the Legendary dagger pair Fangs of the Father tonight! Expect to see him pimping Golad and Tiriosh for some time!

04 24th, 2012
Continuing the assault on Deathwing’s forces, Chronus found itself once again at the site of many victories: The Eye of Eternity. This time however the opponent was no crazed dragon, but the stormbinder Hagara! The bipolar babe alternated between ice and lightning but neither frost nor shock could deter our heroes and they sent her packing and made her leave her key!

04 4th, 2012
If there’s one guy you can count on to watch your back… and front and top and places he shouldn’t really be watching really… it’s Zon’ozz! Chronus dispatched the peeping tom by battling eye tendrils(and claws and flails) with three-stooges like efficiency! Congratulations on another heroic kill!

03 13th, 2012
Chronus put Heroic Yor’sahj in his place
This weird bastard don’t even have a face
The boss falls down, the crowd yells woot
Areyn walks away with heroic conq loot!

02 21st, 2012
Well, he sneaks around the world from Agmar to Venomspite
He’s a purple translucent wyrm from Blackrock down to Stranglethorn
He’ll take you for a ride inside a twilight realm!
Tell me, where in the world is Heroic Ultraxion?
Congratulations to Chronus on their second Heroic Kill in Dragon Soul!

02 8th, 2012
